After the pink sugar overload and severe tooth ache i got after last weeks entry, i spent this week trying to find a deeper meaning to why I’m so damn allergic to cutesy things. After spending about 10 minutes on this profound soul search i came to the stunning conclusion, cause I’m one sick bitch that’s why!
And as befitting to one sick bitch, i gathered together the things that i find cute. Now the more gentle fragile minded and squeamish of you may find this things stomach turning..tough!
This little guys i would love to put on my bed, what can i say, i guess “hello kitty” just ain’t doing it for me.
At roadkill toys you can find the perfect gift for the little psycho to be. You just gotta love those adorable designer made plush toys that looks like they have been freshly scraped from the road!
How can you beat a fresh squishy roadkill in a little body bag for your favorite nephew birthday? (yes i train all my nephews to be at least as sick as me :p)
Oh and btw, i know x-mas is over but if you were wondering, the hedgehog is my favorite!!
PS: I’m a big animal lover and in no way encourage any way of harming animals.I prefer animals to humans any day, but if you get offended by this, grow a sense of humor!
Another bunch of sickeningly cute plush toys are these cuddly little buggers:
By the name Hangry & Angry. Hangry & Angry is a Japanese pop duo and is a collaboration with a Harajuku and Gothic Lolita fashion store of the same name, and serves to promote various products from the store, including stuffed toys fashioned after the members. (Bless Wikipedia)
I’m, personally not a big fan of their music (and by “not a big fan” i mean they sound like T.A.T.U but not in Russian, which takes all the fun out of it) but be my guest and judge by yourself
The plush toys however are damn adorable!!
What can i say, they sure know how to brand things in Japan :P
More of adorable dead animals can be found at Skelanimals, cause dead animals need love too!!!
-drools- Me want!!
This Valentines when your boyfriend will give you Papilloma you will smile!
With this hilariously cute GIANTmicrobes.
Awww don’t you want to have malaria?
How about cuddle in bed with some swine flue?
The ultimate toy for sick people…literally.
And to end this post, before my credit card will suffer from it, the dreaded Hello Kitty, coming over to the dark side!!
I will take Emo Stewie over her any day!!